Run # 2340

Location:  Horningsham

RV:             Village Hall

Date:          08.09.2024`

Time:         11:00am

Hare(s):      Yorkie, Yellow Peril

On Inn:      Horningsham Village Hall

Runners:    38

Weather:    Cool, damp

Photos by:  Various

Edited by:   Shrinky Dink

Run Report

Best coach hash this year.

Down Downs

Hares:

Nettles: 2 minds - running to back of walkers at fishhook

Florence: Stopped at fishhook & singing at fishhook

Wally: Health & safety rep

Andy Dean: Virgin, named "No Comment"

Jen Dean: Virgin, named "Something in the Oven"

Bika & Mudlark: RA's

Flying Doctor: Cold dip

Dodo: Bringing swimming costume

Miss Direction: Slummer (Asking "What calibre of run is this?")

Silvier Fox: Song: "Silvier's Mother said Silvier's busy, Too busy to follow the trail. And the hares - said - take - pence - more - for 3 - more - blobs"

Shrinky Dink: Hashy birthday & abuse of the RA's; doubting that the 3 RA's could not keep the sun from coming out & stop it raining

Dickhead: Prize winner (of limerick competition)

Keith Davis: Early Arrival (born in the village)

Cuddles: Advertising (Tight bottle between the thighs)

Dracula???: "Stupid but Interesting"

On Inn - Horningsham Village Hall

Food and drink laid on (not literally) by Yellow Peril and Yorkie with a number of very welcome additions from attendees.


Some Comments:

Cuddles: Lovely walk, worth walking up that flaming long hill for the view at the top!

Damp Patch: Amazing Day. Thank you so much for arranging

Dickhead: YORKIE'S OLD STAMPING GROUND WELL SUITED FOR A 7-MILE HASH. DIDN'T INVITE LORD BATH - HE WOULD HAVE ENJOYED IT, AS DID WE ALL!

Dodo: Absolutely Great hash! Well . . . Well done hares ! ! ! !

Ever Ready: Great walk (bit steep) and a grand day out!

Fairy Snow: GREAT FOOD + DRINK, BRILLIANT HARES

Flasher: Well done guys. You must have worked soo hard! Had a great day

Flying Doctor: Excellent wonderful trails & cold water dip.

Euggles: Excellent walk & hills

Funky Gibbon: Beautiful scenery and lovely walk - saw unusual mushrooms!

Hanging About: Great trail, well set, nice variation of forest and open field. Must do something like this again!

Headplant: Beautiful views, with Plenty of Hills and Shiggy. Perfect!

Kelinchi: Exceptional run - had it all - forest & stately homes, fields, churches + good trail

Little Prick: Brilliant run, brilliant catering, brilliant organisation

Nettles: Pancake

No Entry: Lovely run. Plenty of shiggy & hills

Nutcracker: Fantastic. Thank you :)

Prime 8: Steep hill for starters finished me off. Well arranged weather. Super views. No lions.

Sex Slave: Great walk. enjoyed the hills.

Shrink Dink: Brilliant organisation.

Silvier Fox: A real trail to put hairs on your chest. Did 8.2 miles on my watch.

Yellow Peril: A surprisingly well-behaved pack who didn't drink or eat enough! Well done Yorkie, I say

Yorkie: Rhubarb......and never again!

Florence: Loved the fish-hooks!

Head Boy: Fantastically organised. Great run, amazing spread of food/refreshments

Heartbeat:That hill tried to kill me, and I loved it! Good Hash

Vicky Cox: DID A SHORT WALK. NICE SCENERY GOT A BIT LOST & CAME BACK VIA THE ROAD

Yvonne Cox: 3 mile walk lovely countryside

Brenda Parsons: Lovely scenery, Long walk but made it!!

Wally: YELLOW PERIL ANNOUNCED THAT I HAD TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING ABOUT HASHING!

Zebedee: NOT ENOUGH SAWDUST! EXCELLENT 10K TRAIL. BEST TRAIL OUT OF BERKSHIRE

Miss Direction: All wonderful, slightly sweaty Shame I didn't see a fish hook!

Andy Dean:  NO NICKNAME YET* - STEVE & MARK HAVE OPENED MY EYES TO THE HASH HARRIERS!! THANKS

One Hung Low: SHIT RUN!! ONLY JOKING, GREAT TO RUN/WALK WITH NH4

STRADDLE VARIOUS: BUGGER!! Didn't manage to get lost. Trail too well laid.

Mudlark: ABFAB!! Super scenery + very well laid trail.


Namings

Andy Dean: (Horningsham local) Virgin named "No Comment" at the down downs.

Jen Dean: Virgin, named "Something in the Oven"