Run # 2340
Location:Â Horningsham
RV: Â Â Â Â Â Â Village Hall
Date:Â Â Â Â Â 08.09.2024`
Time: Â Â Â Â 11:00am
Hare(s):Â Â Â Yorkie, Yellow Peril
On Inn:Â Â Â Horningsham Village Hall
Runners:Â Â 38
Weather:Â Â Cool, damp
Photos by:Â Various
Edited by: Â Shrinky Dink
Run Report
Best coach hash this year.
Down Downs
Hares:
Nettles: 2 minds - running to back of walkers at fishhook
Florence: Stopped at fishhook & singing at fishhook
Wally: Health & safety rep
Andy Dean: Virgin, named "No Comment"
Jen Dean: Virgin, named "Something in the Oven"
Bika & Mudlark: RA's
Flying Doctor: Cold dip
Dodo: Bringing swimming costume
Miss Direction: Slummer (Asking "What calibre of run is this?")
Silvier Fox: Song: "Silvier's Mother said Silvier's busy, Too busy to follow the trail. And the hares - said - take - pence - more - for 3 - more - blobs"
Shrinky Dink: Hashy birthday & abuse of the RA's; doubting that the 3 RA's could not keep the sun from coming out & stop it raining
Dickhead: Prize winner (of limerick competition)
Keith Davis: Early Arrival (born in the village)
Cuddles: Advertising (Tight bottle between the thighs)
Dracula???: "Stupid but Interesting"
On Inn - Horningsham Village Hall
Food and drink laid on (not literally) by Yellow Peril and Yorkie with a number of very welcome additions from attendees.
Some Comments:
Cuddles: Lovely walk, worth walking up that flaming long hill for the view at the top!
Damp Patch: Amazing Day. Thank you so much for arranging
Dickhead: YORKIE'S OLD STAMPING GROUND WELL SUITED FOR A 7-MILE HASH. DIDN'T INVITE LORD BATH - HE WOULD HAVE ENJOYED IT, AS DID WE ALL!
Dodo: Absolutely Great hash! Well . . . Well done hares ! ! ! !
Ever Ready: Great walk (bit steep) and a grand day out!
Fairy Snow: GREAT FOOD + DRINK, BRILLIANT HARES
Flasher: Well done guys. You must have worked soo hard! Had a great day
Flying Doctor: Excellent wonderful trails & cold water dip.
Euggles: Excellent walk & hills
Funky Gibbon: Beautiful scenery and lovely walk - saw unusual mushrooms!
Hanging About: Great trail, well set, nice variation of forest and open field. Must do something like this again!
Headplant: Beautiful views, with Plenty of Hills and Shiggy. Perfect!
Kelinchi: Exceptional run - had it all - forest & stately homes, fields, churches + good trail
Little Prick: Brilliant run, brilliant catering, brilliant organisation
Nettles: Pancake
No Entry: Lovely run. Plenty of shiggy & hills
Nutcracker: Fantastic. Thank you :)
Prime 8: Steep hill for starters finished me off. Well arranged weather. Super views. No lions.
Sex Slave: Great walk. enjoyed the hills.
Shrink Dink: Brilliant organisation.
Silvier Fox: A real trail to put hairs on your chest. Did 8.2 miles on my watch.
Yellow Peril: A surprisingly well-behaved pack who didn't drink or eat enough! Well done Yorkie, I say
Yorkie: Rhubarb......and never again!
Florence: Loved the fish-hooks!
Head Boy: Fantastically organised. Great run, amazing spread of food/refreshments
Heartbeat:That hill tried to kill me, and I loved it! Good Hash
Vicky Cox: DID A SHORT WALK. NICE SCENERY GOT A BIT LOST & CAME BACK VIA THE ROAD
Yvonne Cox: 3 mile walk lovely countryside
Brenda Parsons: Lovely scenery, Long walk but made it!!
Wally: YELLOW PERIL ANNOUNCED THAT I HAD TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING ABOUT HASHING!
Zebedee: NOT ENOUGH SAWDUST! EXCELLENT 10K TRAIL. BEST TRAIL OUT OF BERKSHIRE
Miss Direction: All wonderful, slightly sweaty Shame I didn't see a fish hook!
Andy Dean: Â NO NICKNAME YET* - STEVE & MARK HAVE OPENED MY EYES TO THE HASH HARRIERS!! THANKS
One Hung Low: SHIT RUN!! ONLY JOKING, GREAT TO RUN/WALK WITH NH4
STRADDLE VARIOUS: BUGGER!! Didn't manage to get lost. Trail too well laid.
Mudlark: ABFAB!! Super scenery + very well laid trail.
Namings
Andy Dean: (Horningsham local) Virgin named "No Comment" at the down downs.
Jen Dean: Virgin, named "Something in the Oven"