This is the current list of NH4 reprobates that notionally "run" this Hash club:
| Committee Post |
Held By
(Hash Handle) |
Real Name |
Description |
| GM - Grand Master | No Entry | James | The Ultimate Authority. The supreme commander; answerable only to his wife. |
| RA - Religious Advisor | Sugar Plum Fairy | Andy | Conducting the circle. Issuing down-downs to miscreants. Demands oratorial skills and malice aforethought. |
| Hare Razor | Silvierfox | Steve N | Raising enough hares to ensure continuity of runs. Tough job. Hash actually depends on it! |
| Hash Cash - Treasurer | Jolly Green Giant | Andy R | To out-Hedge-Fund the Hedge-Funds. We came so close to owning Hampshire! |
| On-Sec - Club Secretary | Flying Doctor | Denise C | First point of contact for new members and legally responsible for all our cock ups! |
| Raff - Hash Raffle | Cuddles | Janie | Making money out of poor hashers by flogging them raffle tickets each week. |
| Thrash - Events Organiser | Petal / Old Thumper | Sarah N / Libby | The only bit of true organisation in the Hash. Somebody who can actually run a p*ss-up in a pub! |
| Tick - Hashstats | Horn | Paul C | Supplier of pewter to the gentry; est. 1982. Keeper of the records; blower of the horn. |
| Hash Haberdash | Hobble | Steve B | Supplier of hashwear to the gentry. Registered Offices - nearest pub. |
| Scribe | Dickhead | Steve | Complete and utter journalistic exaggeration. A bit like the BBC but without the bad language. |
| Web ****er | Seis Matters | John | Keeping the run list up-to-date and accurate. |
